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Nurse Ne Santa Ke Hath Mein Uska Naya Paida Hua Bachha Diya.

Santa Khush Hote Hue Chillaya: “Oye Ladka Hua, Ladka”

Nurse Gusse Se: “Abey Bewakoof, Meri Ungli Chodd Ladki Hui Hai“


Santa Ke Ghar Jab Pappu Hua To Uski Kunwari Saali Kuch Din Rahne Ke Liye Uske Ghar Aayi

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Ek Din Santa Ne Apni Sali Ko Bola: “Teri Didi Busy Hai, Tu Pappu Ko Doodh Hi Pila De”

Sali Hairan Hokar: “Jija Ji, Mere Ko To Doodh Hi Nahi Aata”

Santa Bhi Hairan Ho Gaya: “Kamal Hai, Display To Bahut Bhari Hai Aur Stock Kuch Bhi Nahi?“


Santa Ke Ghar Ek Kuttiya Thi Aur Vo Pregnant Thi,

Santa Roj Bhagwan Se Prathna Karta Tha Ke: “Hey Bhagwan Kutta Ya Kuttiya Hi Ho”

Banta Ne Ek Din Use Ye Kahte Suna To Badi Hairani Se Bola.

Banta: “Abe Is mein Mangne Wali Kya Baat Hai? Kutta Ya Kutti Hi To Honge”

Santa Sharmate Hue: “Nahi Yaar, Beech-Beech Mein Main Bhi Pange Le Liya Karta Tha“


Banta Ne Santa Aur Uski Biwi Ko Market Jaate Dekha To Shaam Ko Santa Ko Akela Dekh Puchha.

Banta: “Aaj Kal Bhabhi Ji Ka Left B**b Kaafi Chhota Dikh Raha Hai, Kyun?”

Santa: “Ye Saale R.T.O Waalo Ne Seat Belt Lagwa-Lagwa Ke Left B**b Ki Maan Ch*d Di Hai“


Ek Bar Santa Raat Ko Apni Biwi Preeto Ke Saath Leta Hua Tha Aur Kuch Soch Raha Tha.

Preeto Ne Use Pareshaan Dekh Kar Poocha.

Preeto: “Kyo Pareshaan Ho, Kya Soch Rahe Ho?”

Santa: “Apne Teen Ladke Hai. Bade Wale Ko Car Chahiye. Middle Wala Bike Ki Demand Kar Raha Hai Aur Chote Wala University Ki Fees Maang Raha Hai. In Ladko Ne To Meri G*nd Fad Rakhi Hai.”

Preeto: “Achha Ji, Apni Fatt Rahi Hai To Ro Rahe Ho. Jab Meri Fatt Rahi Thi To Tum Mohalle Mein Laddoo Baant Rahe The.”


Santa Ek Din Interview Dene Gaya To Us Se Ek Question Pucha Gaya

Interviewer: “Aapko Kitne Saalo Ka Tajurba Hai?”

Santa: “Sir Ji, Juth Nahi Bolunga Par Salo Pe Mene Kabhi Try Nahi Kiya, Par Apni 3 Saliyo Ka Tajurba Jarur Hai“


Santa Ek Bus Ke Piche Teji Se Baag Raha Tha Aakhir Mein Usne Bus Pakad Hi Li.

Vo Driver Ke Pass Gaya Or Usko Bola – “Ye Bus Teri Ma Lagti Hai?”

Driver Bola: “Nahi”

Santa: “Behan Lagdi Hai?”

Driver: “Nahi”

Santa: “Biwi?”

Driver: “Nahi”

Santa: “To Saale Fir Chadne Kyu Nahi Deta.“


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