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Pati patni funny non veg jokes

Non veg jokes in hindi. Latest adult dirty jokes for whatsapp.

Shadi Ke Kuch Time Baad Ek Din S*x Karte Time Patni Pati Se Pyar Se Boli

Patni: “Aap Bilkul Mobile Jaise Ho”

Pati Garv Se: “Sachi, Tumhe Meri Vibration Achhi Lagti Hai?”

Patni: “Nahi, Basement Mein Jaate Hi Aapka Network Fail Ho Jata Hai“


Shadi Ki Pehli Raat Pati Apni Patni Ki Ch++t Ke Andar Ek Ungli Dalta Hai.

Patni Sharmate Hue Kehti Hai: “Ek Ungli Aur Dalo Na”

Pati: “Kyun Tune Seeti Bajani Hai?“

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Ek Dost Doosre Ko Bata Raha Thha

“Yaar Meri Biwi Paani Se Bahut Darti Hai”

Frined: “Achha Vo Kaisi?”

Friend Replied: “Yaar Kal Jab Main Ghar Gaya To Vo Bath Tubb Mein Bhi Security Guard Ke Saath Bethi Thhi“


Wife Bought A Lovely New Signature Addition Rolex Watch For Her Husband’s 27th Birthday

“Do U Like It ?” She Asked.

He Said: “It’s Great!, It’ll Remind Me Of Ur Pussy”

She Laughed: “Is That Because Its Exclusive & S*xy?”.

He Replied: “Nah, Its A Bit Loose Around My Wrist!“


Wife Computer On Karte Hue, Husbanad Se Boli: “Tumhara Passworde Kya Hai.”

Husband Garv Se Bola: “Penis”

Ek Dum Se Wife Zor Zor Se Husne Lag Gayi

Kyon Ki Computer Said: “Your Password Is Too Short“


Pati Kaam Se Ghar Jaldi Aa Gaya, Patni Ne Ye Dekha To Gabra Kar Premi Ko Powder Laga Kar, Kone Mein Murti Ki Tarah Khada Kar Diya

Pati Kamre Mein Aya To Usne Moorti Dekhi Aur Pucha

Pati: “Ye Kya Hai?”

Patni Muskurate Hue Boli: “Ji Ye Murti Gupta Ji Ne Di Hai.”

Pati Kuch Na Bola, Aur Kaam Kaaj Mein Vyast Ho Gaya

Aadhi Raat Ko Uth Kar Murti Ke Aage Sandwich Rakh Kar Bola.

Pati: “Kha Lo Gupta Ji, Parson Main Bhi Tumhare Ghar Saari Raat Aise Hi Khada Raha Kisi Ne Pani Tak Bhi Nahi Puchha Tha“


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